Meditators predict Dow 17,000, near U.S. utopia

What a great idea!

"Through group transcendental meditation the assembly -- which has 1,800 people meditating daily in Iowa ,releases harmonious waves which benefit all aspects of U.S. life, spokesman Bob Roth told Reuters"

"And the group's leader, John Hagelin, said when that number reaches 2,500 within the next 12 months, America will see a major drop in crime and the virtual elimination of all major social and political woes."

They may be a little off their rocker but if it works great! If not there are 1800 people feeling good about themselves.

Either way, it's a success!